May 23, 2012 - The official LiveJournal Release 92 has been deployed. Here’s what you’ll find in this latest site update:
NEW

BUGS, FIXED
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- The LiveJournal Team
NEW
- Particularly long comment threads now collapse with the alert “...and [#] more comments.” Just click on that alert to see the rest of the comments. Here’s what this looks like:

- Notification emails now hide any content that was already placed inside an lj-cut instead of displaying the entire entry.
- Social Capital is now displayed for all communities on the profile page.
- You can now embed the Spotify player into your journal or community style.
- Personal userheads are now available for purchase. A personal userhead is of your own design and is unique to you, unavailable to anyone else. Purchase as many personal userheads as you like; each costs 5,000 LJ Tokens, and is good for five years. Learn more.
BUGS, FIXED
- Scheduled entries should no longer return errors or double-post.
- Domain mapping should no longer force redirection to the LiveJournal login page.
- The format=light URL modifier works on entry pages again.
- Comment notification emails will send even if the entry has a poll.
- The "Music" section on the edit entries page will let you delete the entire text field.
- The help link next to “Do not add to friends pages and RSS” on the update page now links to the correct FAQ.
- The list of journals and communities added by default for new users has changed to
news and
lj_releases for non-Cyrillic users.
- Missing navigation items in the Classic journal style have re-appeared.
- Notifications about expiring add-ons will now have correct subject lines.
- The bold/italic/strikethrough buttons in the site default commenting scheme should no longer cause cursor positioning problems in Chrome.
- The Calendar feature will now update properly when you edit an entry and change its date.
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May 21, 2012: Three weeks ago we officially announced the plan to overhaul Scrapbook, LiveJournal’s exclusive photo-hosting feature for Plus, Paid and Perm accounts. Today we’re letting you know that the new Scrapbook will release this week; in anticipation, we want to give you a bit more information on some additional changes that have been made. The newest additions to the FAQ are under the cut; the original FAQ about the new Scrapbook is in the previous news post.
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As foretold, the waters rose a third time. Men in masks descended on Matthew's office and tore the walls asunder. Knocked over cabinets, disassembled desks, and ran great polyurethane tubes through the rubble. Industrial fans rip the humid air and disperse the spores the sprouted in the moist carpet.
Matthew sits in his swivel chair at the pile of bent metal and drywall shards that occupy the same space his desk once did. He takes a deep breath of stale air, and pokes at his phone. Eventually, someone from upstairs comes to retrieve him.
His temporary desk is nearly identcal to his old one, except it is above sea level and deep - deep - in a cube farm. One neighbor streams Vivaldi, and the others chatter about unfamiliar children. The walls of his cube are ragged, slashed by a quasi-human hand. The corners of the desk appear to have been chewed on, impressions of molars in the simulated wood. Matthew considers the desk's previous occupant as Vivaldi storms.
- Mood:okay
I finished my first year of law school. It feels literally unbelievable. I do not believe it.
I'm taking three weeks off to visit people I love and read and cook and shop and ride my bike, and then Ian & I are moving up to Arlington. Serendipitously, our jobs are in the same city and start on the same day. (Serendipity is bullshit: he picked a job near mine and I picked my start date to match his.)
Look at these pictures I took of my (ridiculously handsome) boyfriend (for work):



Nom.


He's kind of like a Shar Pei.

Yep, it's an American flag.

And this is a fiscally conservative vehicle!

I want to bite his jaw and nibble his Adam's apple and lick his eyeballs and kiss his nose and just eat his entire face.
We were playing Hot Seat (like Truth or Dare without the dares) with some of my classmates a few months ago, and someone asked Ian how he would kill me (if for some reason he had to kill me). He answered without skipping a beat: "I'd squeeze her to death."
Well, I would definitely eat his face.
I'm taking three weeks off to visit people I love and read and cook and shop and ride my bike, and then Ian & I are moving up to Arlington. Serendipitously, our jobs are in the same city and start on the same day. (Serendipity is bullshit: he picked a job near mine and I picked my start date to match his.)
Look at these pictures I took of my (ridiculously handsome) boyfriend (for work):

[more]


Nom.


He's kind of like a Shar Pei.

Yep, it's an American flag.

And this is a fiscally conservative vehicle!

I want to bite his jaw and nibble his Adam's apple and lick his eyeballs and kiss his nose and just eat his entire face.
We were playing Hot Seat (like Truth or Dare without the dares) with some of my classmates a few months ago, and someone asked Ian how he would kill me (if for some reason he had to kill me). He answered without skipping a beat: "I'd squeeze her to death."
Well, I would definitely eat his face.
Delvin opens the closet door to find a number of aromatic candles flickering atop his desk, casting a dancing shadow down around his bed. "Hey." says a smoky voice from the shadow. He lowers himself to see under the desk and as his eyes adjust to the dark, they meet hers. "Hey," he says.
Counterpoint pauses, frowns. CTRL+A DELETE. The problem he has with writing is that he can't imagine writing anything that anybody would ever want to read. He thinks about writing about the things that are important to him, but he doesn't like actually thinking about important things. Important things are upsetting. Better to occupy himself with fiction. He closes his laptop and crawls out of his nest.
The condo is quiet during the day. Matt and Lish are out, Bananacat tends to sleep. Counterpoint tends to sleep too, but today he's restless. If it was dark out, he'd take a long walk to clear his head, but he doesn't like to go out in the sunlight.
Bananacat sleeps in a perfect circle on the carpet. CP kneels down to pet her on the shoulder but she wakes up and bites his hand, teeth sink into the meat between his thumb and forefinger. Counterpoint returns to his nest, shuts the doors, and gives sleep another try.
- Mood:okay
"Ew," says Lichelle, her manicured fingernail picking at a buckled corner of countertop laminate. "I thought we agreed that granite is a must."
"And look at this," says Aiden, "Would you just look." He opens the oven and he opens the dishwasher, and when they are all the way down the doors overlap. "How are we supposed to get any work done in here?"
Lichelle and Aiden flit around the space, calling out flaws to the realtor that anxiously tails them. This condo is a third-floor end unit, one bedroom one bath, and "open concept" in the sense that the entryway and dining room and living room are all the same room. Duct tape holds a small section of the ceiling/molding in place. Lichelle gestures toward it and the realtor notes it on the growing list of complaints:
- More than the acceptable number of holes in the ceiling
- Kitchen too small
- Counters not granite
- Spiders living in windowframes
- Ugly paint in closet/office
- Some sort of nest in the closet/office
- Two people asleep in bedroom (rude)
- Bathroom tiles crooked
- Excessive dust
- Walls are too lime green
- Carpets are not hardwood floors
- Cat smell
- Broken lock on door to hallway
- Building's security door easily forced
Matthew wakes to the sound of early-morning traffic. He climbs out of bed, stretches, runs a hand through his hair. He stumbles to the kitchen and fixes himself a bowl of cereal and spills it when he trips over the oven and dishwasher doors.
- Mood:okay
Counterpoint lives under Matthew’s desk. He’s made a little nest in the accumulated detritus, broken video game peripherals and spent sketchbooks. Matt offers him a hand to help him up but CP just shakes it. “Hey,” he says.
“Hey,” says Matthew. “How are you these days? Is everything okay?”
“Oh I’m just fine,” Counterpoint says. “Getting a lot of rest. Spending a lot of time thinking. I may write a novel.”
“That’s great. You should do that.”
"Yeah," says Counterpoint, "I think I will." He smiles weakly.
They continue shaking hands in silence.
- Mood:okay
I made a comic for my mother yesterday, who has believed in my abilities longer and more fiercely than anyone else. You can find it here.
Matthew has a computer in a closet. The closet is sort of an office, in that it has a desk and a chair and a computer. Matthew can sit in his swivel chair and put his arms straight out to his sides and press his palms flat against either wall. The walls are a vibrant blue.
This is a color that Matthew selected from the children’s section of the paint store. According to its paint chip, this color is called Surf’s Up. The walls are cool on his palms. Matthew sits at his desk in his tiny office and lets the surf wash over him.
- Mood:okay
Matthew lives in the present. Not that he’s the carpe diem sort — it’s more that he clings to the present like it’s a bit of flotsam in the sea of an ephemeral past and unknowable future.He doesn’t plan ahead or look back. He lives moment to moment.
Matthew takes these moments and crystallizes them. Captures them before they float away, pins them down with words. Solidifies these moments and carries them with him.
( or, rather: )
- Mood:okay